I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
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Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
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Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
You were trust falling into bushes
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
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