I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
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2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
For the amount of money I just spent on my dogs toe, I could have fucked the entire B squad at a low end strip club.
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Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Turns out the owner of the bar that I fucked used to be on Boy Meets World, but now he's old and bald. So there's that..
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.