sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
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I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
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You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
A milkman. But instead of milk I'm delivering marijuana. And instead of a milk truck it's an armored car.
You're a weed delivery man, in an armored car?
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it