Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
The Olympian is in my bed
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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