Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
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apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
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she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
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