I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
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See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Okay throwing up in my mouth a little = time to go home
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
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"Fuck all you guys I'm going to be Cameltoe Spider-Man for Halloween."
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
Its like the floor is slow but life is fast?
I see you found the nyquil...
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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