Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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