what if every blade of grass was a penis?
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
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I keep calling his kid the wring name. This is not helping my cause. And by cause mean his dick
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
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I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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