All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
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This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
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I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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