come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
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Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
your stepbrother is rimming his martinis with coke... keeps saying "thank god its tuesday". where does funemployment end and intervention begin?
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
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