i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
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I just egged your windshield and it froze on contact. Have fun with that.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
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This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Randomize