I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I can’t believe the first text I’m sending you from this phone was about how I just got fingered in a smart car on tin can hill
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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