ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
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He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
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Is her dick bigger than yours?
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
I told him. He hasn't said anything. Crying and holding cats is probably what is happening.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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