You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
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The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
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czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
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