Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
He got up after sex and said "is it wrong if I say happy Mother's Day?"
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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