it was like his penis was on wheels.
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
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while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Three questions... How drunk were you? How long until we can make fun of you for this? Do you even really need a spleen?
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
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She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
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