So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Randomize