She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
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Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
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I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
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I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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