I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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