Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
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Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
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It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
In case you were wondering how drunk I was last night, there was an unopened slim Jim in front of my door and I ate it.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Woke up to find that I was cock blocked by no more than three people.
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