it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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