first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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