brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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