my soul wont recognize me after tonight
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
The party tonight has no theme but I decided to go as a home wrecker.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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