not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
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Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
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I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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