Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
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im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
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He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
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So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
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