so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
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