I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
Randomize
