you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
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