4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
one might say we're banned from that church
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
No foreplay. Missionary. Too quick. And he owns a fedora.
I almost fell asleep reading that.
I almost fell asleep fucking it.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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