And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
jump out the window naked night went bad
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
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