ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'be color coordinated the clothes in my closet and my underwear drawer. I'm like an advertisement for house arrest. Help.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
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