i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Of course it's dangerous. Why else would they hire us after we failed the drug test?
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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