I looked at my own cervix.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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