You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
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Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
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I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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