my phone is set on vibrate and its tucked up in my left front pocket. call me back 20 times real quick.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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