they just came back. i guess "were gonna go get dinner" means "were gonna fuck for 5 minutes at the little league field"
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
the japanese bartender dressed as a cowboy in assless chaps just told me i was too drunk for another shot
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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