There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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