we're blogging at a bar
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
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i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
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I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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