Me too!
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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