There is no way he is gay with that hair.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
This town is a penis wasteland. I haven't seen a suitable penis in months. This is becoming an emergency situation. I need penis in my life
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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