What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
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so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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