party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
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She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
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