hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
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