So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just spent my lunch hour driving around campus yelling "TRADE LIVES WITH ME!" to all the freshmen moving in
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he locked me out then poked me with a fork when i tried to get in through the window
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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