You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
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