Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
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I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
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Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I’m appalled by how severely I lower my standards when I’m horny & impaired
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