Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
That's the last time I try to be adventurous at a gas station
Don't EVER smell your tampon
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
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Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
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doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
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