i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I just ran into my psychology professor at Planned Parenthood she asked why I was there and I asked why she was there and it turns out we both had a scare.#bonding because of abortion.
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