Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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