can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
So is seeing the guy's penis that I'm talking to something you're into or nah?
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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