this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
He drunk dialed T-Mobile at 3am and talked to them for 45 minutes and got his phone bill lowered from $80 to $60... Best drunk dial ever.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
Randomize
