are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
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